Cumatooz X

One of the biggest complaints about "extreme" hydration powders is the gritty texture or overly salty taste. Cumatooz X seems to have solved this.

During testing, the "Blue Razz X" flavor was surprisingly smooth. It does not have the chalky residue that plagues competitors like Liquid I.V. or LMNT. Because it utilizes micronized particles, the powder dissolves almost instantly in 16oz of cold water.

Note: The "X" formula is slightly tangier than the original due to the addition of Alpha-GPC, which has a naturally bitter undertone. However, the stevia and coconut water balance this out effectively. cumatooz x

Because of the rising popularity of Cumatooz X, counterfeit products are beginning to appear on third-party marketplaces like eBay and Walmart Marketplace.

Warning: If you see a price lower than $40 for a 20-pack, it is likely diluted or expired. One of the biggest complaints about "extreme" hydration

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